playground punchlines Below are the most popular punchlines to dirty jokes told by adolescents. How many do you recognize?

• Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!
• No, lady, do it again.
• I would, but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long.
• If I catch you, I fuck you.
• You're the expert. You tell me where I'm from.
• Because they can.
• Why do you ask, "Two Dogs Fucking"?
• Can I do it until I need glasses?
• Pea-green soup.
• Then let's take these things off.
• It's O.K. after you get past the part that's used.
• No, but it's twitching a little.
• You can keep the tip.
• If that's what you get for 50 cents, I'm glad I didn't have the whole $5.
• I sell lollipops. You'll have to lick mine off.
• You better look out, then. There's a snake in your grass.
• I'll keep an eye out for you.