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Overnight Successprecision poverty In his 100-odd tales of small-town boys arriving nearly penniless in the brutal big city and earning fortunes by dint of hard work and virtuous living, Horatio Alger often went so far as to record the exact amount of change his impoverished characters started out with — 12 cents, 50 cents, a dollar. One of Alger's favorite books was Benjamin Franklin's autobiography, in which Franklin described running away from Boston and arriving in Philadelphia with one Dutch dollar to his name. Precision Poverty as a literary device to highlight subsequent success is a tradition upheld to this day, as the following examples of journeys culled from actual celebrity memoirs and biographies demonstrate.

Name

Age

From

To

How much?

How?

Comments

Yul Brynner

23

Paris

New York

No money

Steamer
Says he found someone's gold filling on 42nd Street and sold it for $5

Mark Twain

21

Cincinnati

New Orleans

"No money to speak of"

Steamer
Went to St. Louis to borrow $100 to pay for river-pilot instruction

Will Rogers

23

Oklahoma

Africa

"Plum busted, sho nuff"

Steamer
Set out with $3000, but went via New Orleans, New York, London and Argentina

Lucille Ball

20s

Jamestown, New York

New York

5 cents

Not stated
Stole waiter's tip to buy coffee; also panhandled a penny

Twiggy

15

Neasden, England

London

2 shillings

Bus
Was broke, so had to borrow bus fare to see fashion editor who "discovered" her

Richard Pryor

23

Peoria

New York

About $2

Bus
After he cleaned himself up and had a smoke, had 33 cents left

Sidney Poitier

16

Atlanta

New York

About $3

Bus
Had more, but it was stolen during trip

Lawrence Welk

21

North Dakota

South Dakota

About $3

Buggy
Also brought $400 accordion

Lee Iacocca

21

Allentown, Penn.

Detroit

$50

Train, car
Also had a duffel bag

Aristotle Onassis

17

Turkey

Argentina

$60

Steamer
Bribed man on ship to get a good bunk

Errol Flynn

17

Sydney

New Guinea

£18

Boat
Sold engagement ring girlfriend threw at him

Henry Fonda

22

Omaha

Cape Cod

$100

Car
Last of his earnings from vaudeville sting playing Abe Lincoln's secretary

Gene Autrey

19

Oklahoma

New York

$150 hidden in suitcase

Train
Had no job, only "a few names to call and a pure heart"

Al Neuharth

30

South Dakota

Miami

$300

Car
U-Haul trailer held all possessions, presaging bus trip 30 years later

Roseanne Barr

19

Salt Lake City

Colorado

$400

Bus
Stopped in Grand Junction to throw up

Ronald Reagan

17

Dixon, Illinois

Eureka, Illinois

$400

Not stated
Lifeguard savings; off to college

Carol Burnett

18-21

Los Angeles

New York

$528

Airplane
Had $1000, but needed dental work

Jimmy Carter

29

New York (Navy stint)

Plains

A few grand

Car
Sold 2000 tons of fertilizer in first year of new business

Richard Nixon

33

Baltimore

California

$10,000

Not stated
Savings to run for Congress from salaries and poker winnings

Donald Trump

25

Queens

Upper East Side

$200,000, but "most of it tied up in buildings"

Not stated
Says his father's life story is "classic Horatio Alger"


This article first appeared in Spy, March 1991.

Link: Horatio Alger Society (site)

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