precision poverty In his 100-odd tales
of small-town boys arriving nearly penniless in the brutal big
city and earning fortunes by dint of hard work and virtuous living,
Horatio Alger often went so far as to record the exact amount
of change his impoverished characters started out with
12 cents, 50 cents, a dollar. One of Alger's favorite books was
Benjamin Franklin's autobiography, in which Franklin described
running away from Boston and arriving in Philadelphia with one
Dutch dollar to his name. Precision Poverty as a literary device
to highlight subsequent success is a tradition upheld to this
day, as the following examples of journeys culled from actual
celebrity memoirs and biographies demonstrate.
| Name | Age | From | To | How
much? | How? | Comments | | Yul
Brynner | 23 | Paris | New
York | No
money | Steamer | Says
he found someone's gold filling on 42nd Street and sold it for
$5 | | Mark
Twain | 21 | Cincinnati | New
Orleans | "No
money to speak of" | Steamer | Went
to St. Louis to borrow $100 to pay for river-pilot instruction | | Will
Rogers | 23 | Oklahoma | Africa | "Plum
busted, sho nuff" | Steamer | Set
out with $3000, but went via New Orleans, New York, London and
Argentina | | Lucille
Ball | 20s | Jamestown,
New York | New
York | 5
cents | Not
stated | Stole
waiter's tip to buy coffee; also panhandled a penny | | Twiggy | 15 | Neasden,
England | London | 2
shillings | Bus | Was
broke, so had to borrow bus fare to see fashion editor who "discovered"
her | | Richard
Pryor | 23 | Peoria | New
York | About
$2 | Bus | After
he cleaned himself up and had a smoke, had 33 cents left | | Sidney
Poitier | 16 | Atlanta | New
York | About
$3 | Bus | Had
more, but it was stolen during trip | | Lawrence
Welk | 21 | North
Dakota | South
Dakota | About
$3 | Buggy | Also
brought $400 accordion | | Lee
Iacocca | 21 | Allentown,
Penn. | Detroit | $50 | Train,
car | Also
had a duffel bag | | Aristotle
Onassis | 17 | Turkey | Argentina | $60 | Steamer | Bribed
man on ship to get a good bunk | | Errol
Flynn | 17 | Sydney | New
Guinea | £18 | Boat | Sold
engagement ring girlfriend threw at him | | Henry
Fonda | 22 | Omaha | Cape
Cod | $100 | Car | Last
of his earnings from vaudeville sting playing Abe Lincoln's secretary | | Gene
Autrey | 19 | Oklahoma | New
York | $150
hidden in suitcase | Train | Had
no job, only "a few names to call and a pure heart" | | Al
Neuharth | 30 | South
Dakota | Miami | $300 | Car | U-Haul
trailer held all possessions, presaging bus trip 30 years later | | Roseanne
Barr | 19 | Salt
Lake City | Colorado | $400 | Bus | Stopped
in Grand Junction to throw up | | Ronald
Reagan | 17 | Dixon,
Illinois | Eureka,
Illinois | $400 | Not
stated | Lifeguard
savings; off to college | | Carol
Burnett | 18-21 | Los
Angeles | New
York | $528 | Airplane | Had
$1000, but needed dental work | | Jimmy
Carter | 29 | New
York (Navy stint) | Plains | A
few grand | Car | Sold
2000 tons of fertilizer in first year of new business | | Richard
Nixon | 33 | Baltimore | California | $10,000 | Not
stated | Savings
to run for Congress from salaries and poker winnings | | Donald
Trump | 25 | Queens | Upper
East Side | $200,000,
but "most of it tied up in buildings" | Not
stated | Says
his father's life story is "classic Horatio Alger" |
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