easter egg apocalypse
The past
decade has all but eliminated trick-or-treating and sitting on
Santa's lap at the mall. Can the extinction of the traditional
Easter egg hunt be far behind? Some low points for this tragic
custom: Flint,
Michigan, 2004 Children
taking parting in a hunt sponsored by the Ruth Street Church
of God at a local elementary school found about 200 boiled and
plastic eggs and two loaded guns, one of which was hidden
in the trunk of a rotting tree. Daytona
Beach, Florida, 1998 The
World Harvest Church filled eggs with Bible verses and candy
and then watched as 5000 families turned the event into a free-for-all.
"I saw a lady stealing out of a little kid's basket,"
said one mother. Another adult said, "This isn't an Easter
egg hunt. It's an Easter egg massacre." Anchorage,
Alaska, 1991 Hundreds of children took part in the annual hunt, but some wandered
into the woods or got stuck in waist-deep snow. Several children
were reported missing; many complained of freezing fingers and
toes. St. Louis,
Missouri, 1991 The riverfront hunt turned ugly when parents broke through yellow
police ribbons set up to mark off the grassy fields and began
snatching up the 20,000 plastic eggs. Those who arrived just
before the official 11:45 a.m. start found the fields picked
clean. St. Catharine's,
Ontario, Canada, 1991 Parents fought and elbowed one another to snatch eggs and candy
from children at a hunt at a local mall. "The adults went
in there like crazy," a mother said. "They trampled
my daughter's basket." South
Portland, Maine, 1991 The program director of the Parks Department asked the city to
discontinue its annual hunt because of the greed of parents.
"I saw parents pushing kids down and taking the candy,"
she said. Winterset,
Iowa, 1990 Officials asked that children throw away their chocolate candy,
eggs and other goodies collected during the hunt after learning
that the city's Whistle Stop Park had been sprayed with pesticides
and fertilizers two days earlier. Fort Wayne,
Indiana, 1989 Fearing for the safety of the city's children, officials canceled
the annual hunt. In previous years, parents had complained that their toddlers
were injured by bigger children who found the eggs more quickly. New York
City, 1981 Calamity struck the annual hunt in Central Park when prizes were
thrown up for grabs, touching off a stampede of several thousand
people. Six people were hurt, and dozens of youngsters were separated
from their parents. "It was not very pleasant," said
Parks Commissioner Gordon Davis. "Big kids were pushing
smaller kids." This
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