my wife wears my favorite Ts Why is it so hard to get rid of old clothes, particularly T-shirts? Because they remind us, like favorite songs, of good times. I asked Charlotte to model some of my favorite tees so I could record them for posterity. She looks better in them than I ever did.

(1) Charlotte in my Felix and His Amazing Underpants shirt, purchased at Tower Records, London.

(2) Charlotte with my great, great grandfather, John Rowe, a sheep farmer from Michigan.

(3) Charlotte with Scooby Doo, a shirt I received from Hanna Barbera after they took issue with my investigation of why Scooby vitamins didn't have Velma.

(4) Charlotte with Roger Mellie, the man on the telly.

(5) Charlotte as Larry Bird.

(6) Charlotte burns it up in the I Like It Hot & Spicy tee I bought at one of the two Taco Bells in all of London (both have closed).

(7) Charlotte smiles thinking of Bonanza, the world's largest gift shop, on the Las Vegas strip.

(8) Charlotte beams as she models the official Closet Cleaner tee, which has never been washed.