bionic
beginnings by
rod rehn The aircraft
seen crashing in the opening sequence of The Six Million Dollar
Man was an M2-F2, a "flying body configuration" built
by Northrup. The audio is from a crash that occurred on May 10,
1967, at Edwards Air Force base in California. The test pilot,
Bruce Peterson, hit the ground at 250 mph, tumbling six times.
He lost use of his right eye and had to stop flying, ending his
career. Understandably, Peterson has said that he hated reliving
his accident, week after week, courtesy of Steve Austin. "It
looks good at NASA One." Flight Com "Roger." B-52 Pilot "BCS Arm switch is on." B-52 Pilot "Okay, Victor." Flight Com "Landing Rocket Arm switch is on." B-52 Pilot "Here comes the throttle." B-52 Pilot "Circuit breakers in." B-52 Pilot "We have separation." Steve "Roger." SR-71 pilot "Inboard and outboards are on." B-52 Pilot "I'm comin' forward with the side stick." B-52 Pilot "Looks good." Flight Com "Ah, Roger." B-52 Pilot "I've got a blow-out in damper three!" Steve "Get your pitch to zero." SR-71 pilot "Pitch is out! I can't hold altitude!" Steve "Correction, Alpha Hold is off. . . Threat selector is emergency!"
B-52 Pilot "Flight Con! I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's break"
Steve
Narrator (Harve Bennett): "Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man
barely alive."
Oscar Goldman: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the
technology. We have the capability to make the world's first
bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was
before. Better ... stronger ... faster."
Visitor
Feedback From Getadell: In
the opening sequence, I always thought he said "I'm coming
port with the sidestick." From John Sullivan:
I have a question or two about
"In the beginning..." The transcript is a good try
at understanding UHF jibberish; the words are hard to catch.
But I secured a transcript from NASA that is closer to the truth.
Note: Lifting Body (not Flying
Body) aircraft flown at NASA were "controlled" from
a NASA trailer called NASA One. In the transcript below, "Oscar"
refers to a famous lookout tower at Edwards Air Force Base, and
was probably used as a call sign in the theatrics for Steve Austin.
The NASA One trailer, for the purpose of Universal Studios, would
probably have included the call sign. "Victor" as the
call sign for the B-52. There was also a "NASA 9" call
sign in the original pilot which would equate to "Crash
and Salvage."
The footage prior to "separation"
as The Six Million Dollar Man was clicked in was actually altered
film of a huge (weren't they all then?) mainframe computer. The
actual "separation" was from the wing camera of B-52
#008 (that thing's still in use today) which actually was a slow-motion
drop of the HL-10. "Oscar
to NASA One." Oscar "Roger." NASA One "VP is armed switch is on." Victor "Okay, Victor." Oscar "Lighting Rods are armed switch is on. Here comes the starter,
circuit breakers in." Victor "We have separation." Victor [This is actually Lee
Major's voice, as is the next one.] "Roger." Oscar "Inboard and outboards are on. Come a-port with the sidestick."
NASA One "Oscar?" Oscar "Uh, Roger." NASA One "I've got a blowout vapor three!" Oscar "Get your pitch to zero." NASA One "Pitch is out I can't hold altitude." Oscar "Direction alpha hold is off try trajectory emergency."
NASA One [this may be a reference to the emergency rockets] "Flight Comm! I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's
break..." Oscar At
the point of "the blowout," the footage from the actual
crash is inserted. I don't know where the approach from Steve's
venue that appears in later episodes came from, but it wasn't
from footage of Bruce Peterson's crash. And none of the transcript
from the opening credits came from that crash it was all
done in a sound studio and wasn't that important. Some
actual audio transcript from Peterson's flight actually ended
up in the pilot.
The National Air And Space
Museum puts out a great magazine called Air & Space and it once listed the crashes at Dryden. Looks like the
M2-F2 crash took place far short of the lakebed. According to
what I've been able to figure, in what is called Flight 16, the
M2-F2 was on a "fuel-less" mission - in fact the XLR-11
rockets hadn't even been installed. The vehicle dropped and was
making a glide to the lakebed runway when the pilot (Peterson)
thought that a "marker" helicopter was in his way.
This helicopter was stationed to provide an altitude reference
for Peterson to make his "flare" to pitch-up. Peterson
believed that the altitude was in the wrong place, and in any
event, he believed it was in his way. So he made an intentional
divert, which cost him airspeed.
The only way to land a wingless
lifting body without power is to be at a certain airspeed, and
Peterson knew he would have to head straight down to pick up
the speed necessary to make his flare. But in doing so, the craft
went into what is called a PIO a pilot-induced oscillation
which is particularly troublesome for a craft without
stabilizing wings. He spent several seconds recovering from the
rolling motion you see in the opening credits. He regained the
control of his craft, but after doing so, he was far too low
to make any kind of landing on the marked runway. Very close
to the ground, he extended the landing gear, and they were still
extending when he crashed.
I do applaud the producers
of the pilot, and think that the movie of the week series of the Six Million Dollar Man was outstanding. I
agree that as time went on, the show got so bad that it was a
blessing it got cancelled. It was certainly doomed when Harve
Bennett left and some guy named Johnson took over.
A long time ago, I read Martin
Caidin's book Cyborg, which was the basis of the series. The
book was different from the pilot, although in many ways it would
have been a better pilot had more of Caidin's book been included.
The crash sequence of the test plane in the pilot included a
full M2 flight that is, separation from the B-52, ascent
via rocket power to the edge of space, heated re-entry, and the
eventual crash. Caidin then went on to portray a much more realistic
man challenged by the loss of limbs, replaced by artificial limbs.
The story was an early version of "Castaway" where
Steve Austin was sent to the Middle East to recover an advanced,
top-of-the-line, prototype MIG. He met a beautiful woman, brought
her out, and after crashing a second time, found that he had
to be most resourceful (even to the point of saving his dehydrated
body by using urine to irrigatre a dry, dying mouth) to save
himself. Once he (Steve Austin) regained the will to live, and
once she had lost hope, Steve Austin finally leaped across the
desert, using footprints scattered 15 feet apart, to bring her
to safety.
By the way, Bruce Peterson
returned to flight status after the crash. Not only that, he
became director of the Safety office at Dryden for many years,
and recently retired. I don't agree that he got sick of footage
of his crash on television he probably got more sick of
how Universal turned his accident into a cartoon. but Bruce is
a great guy, and took the whole thing in stride. I've posted
a tribute to him and Bill Dana on my web site. I also have posted
a photo of the HL-10, which became a prop for the series, and
Peterson shortly before the crash that changed his life.
From Phil: "Correction,
Alpha Hold is off. . . Turn selectors . . . Emergency!" should read: "Correction,
alpha hold is off, threat select is emergency" "Flight
Com! I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's break" should read: "Flight
Con..." (as in Flight
Control) "Lining
Rocket Arm switch is on." should be: "Landing
Rocket Arm switch is on."
This
article appeared in Chip's Closet Cleaner, Issue 13.Guest
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